Closet Cull

July 19, 2009 by fisch

Moving date is coming closer, and despite vigorous protests of the Royal Society for the Welfare of Shirts and Trousers (RSWST), we had to cull the ever-growing population in our closet. Don't feel too bad, though. Of the 10 shirts that were culled now, at least 9 haven't been worn once since they were saved by the ASWST from a similar operation more than three years ago. Neutral observers confirmed that the cull was done as humanely as possible, and privately confessed that the shirts should probably have been euthanized before they left China for the US in the first place

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